Sunday, July 18, 2004
When a Man Loves a Woman
This is a new series that I'm trying out with a dry hump run. The concept? Yahoo Personals of dumb guys. Simple enough.
rican papi looken for dat 1 grl
Age: 18; Los Angeles
In my own words:
aight im the type of guy that actually sits and listens, i party, drink only at parties, im a funny guy, im good looken and athletic, im sensitive and a good dresser,im a clean cut boy,looke for that grl that will hold me down, take care of me and me of her, a that wen she aint feelen good she will tell whats up. she has to respect herslf and me, be able to hang wit me at parties and she has to bo a good dancer. aight anything else u wana know just gat back at me. peace!
I would really like to hear comments on this one as I have not yet decided if these are funny to begin with, if I should add my own commentary, leave them be, etc. Below I'm posting the same add with my commentary.
rican papi looken for dat 1 grl
Age: 18; Los Angeles
In my own words:
aight im the type of guy that actually sits and listens, (but can't write) i party, drink only at parties, (BECAUSE I'M FUCKING UNDERAGE, WILL YOU PLEASE BUY ME BOOZE...PLEASE?) im a funny guy, im good looken and athletic, im sensitive and a good dresser, (Gay) im a clean cut boy, (Gay) looke for that grl that will hold me down, take care of me and me of her, (read: I might go down on you if you deep throat it) a that wen she aint feelen good she will tell whats up. (read: when you're on the rag, give me a 3 day head start so I can avoid you) she has to respect herslf and me, be able to hang wit me at parties and she has to bo a good dancer. (body of a stripper but instead of worshipping the almighty dollar you should worship me) aight anything else u wana know just gat back at me. peace! (Please contact for HS diploma viewing hours)
rican papi looken for dat 1 grl
Age: 18; Los Angeles
In my own words:
aight im the type of guy that actually sits and listens, i party, drink only at parties, im a funny guy, im good looken and athletic, im sensitive and a good dresser,im a clean cut boy,looke for that grl that will hold me down, take care of me and me of her, a that wen she aint feelen good she will tell whats up. she has to respect herslf and me, be able to hang wit me at parties and she has to bo a good dancer. aight anything else u wana know just gat back at me. peace!
I would really like to hear comments on this one as I have not yet decided if these are funny to begin with, if I should add my own commentary, leave them be, etc. Below I'm posting the same add with my commentary.
rican papi looken for dat 1 grl
Age: 18; Los Angeles
In my own words:
aight im the type of guy that actually sits and listens, (but can't write) i party, drink only at parties, (BECAUSE I'M FUCKING UNDERAGE, WILL YOU PLEASE BUY ME BOOZE...PLEASE?) im a funny guy, im good looken and athletic, im sensitive and a good dresser, (Gay) im a clean cut boy, (Gay) looke for that grl that will hold me down, take care of me and me of her, (read: I might go down on you if you deep throat it) a that wen she aint feelen good she will tell whats up. (read: when you're on the rag, give me a 3 day head start so I can avoid you) she has to respect herslf and me, be able to hang wit me at parties and she has to bo a good dancer. (body of a stripper but instead of worshipping the almighty dollar you should worship me) aight anything else u wana know just gat back at me. peace! (Please contact for HS diploma viewing hours)
Comments:
Definitely needs to be a new series! There is nothing more hilarious than a desperate individual trying to sell him/herself through a personal ad, inevitably revealing his/her worst qualities and, thus, the obvious reasons for the pathetic need to find a date through such a pitiful medium. Must keep the commentaries! They are too brilliant and enhance the hilarity too much to be abandoned.
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